Communication is very important in marriage!!!

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very
well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if
he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce
would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following
questions:

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE : "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."
LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE : "It made of concrete."
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE : "No, we have carport, and not need one."
LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE : "All my relations still in Poland."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE : "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."
LAWYER : Does your wife beat you up?"
POLE : "No, I always up before her."
LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
POLE : "No, she white."
LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
POLE : "She going to kill me."
LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE : "I got proof.
LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
POLE : "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'